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Top Ten Jailbait Celebrities You Shouldn't Be Lusting After
« on: April 24, 2007, 07:18:42 PM »
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10. Renee Olsted- Rene plays the daughter on "Still Standing." Since she won't be 18 until June 18th, you're limited to admiring her performance as a precocious teen in a wacky sitcom family only. Laugh at the highjinks, but no dirty thoughts, please.


9. Willa Holland is on "The O.C." She shares a birthday with Rene, June 18th, but you'll have to wait two more years before you make any mention of her blossoming womanhood.


8. Andrea Bowen- You probably don't watch "Desperate Housewives," but if you ever do, remember this simple rule: Checking out Nicolette Sheridan's botoxy face with its stretched-out twin hot dogs lips is OK, eyeballing Andrea isn't.


7. Jojo- Pride of Vermont Jojo Levesque is the youngest solo artist ever to have a No. 1 single. Which makes her too young for you to be renting the painfully unfunny "RV" to check her out.


6. Jamie-Lynn Spears- You might argue that the Spears women don't age well, and you've got to lust after Jamie-Lynn while you can. And sure, the genetic evidence would back up your claim. But forget it mister, rules is rules.


5. Brenda Song- You might not know who Brenda is because so far her fame doesn't extend beyond the Disney Channel. She's a staple of such Disney tweener shows as "Phil of the Future," "The Suite Life of Zach and Cody" and "Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior." If you haven't been following her career, I have; because I love wholesome family entertainment.


4. Vanessa Anne Hudgens- Vanessa starred in Disney's "High School Musical," a perfect example of the type of acting performance you should be watching with your libido turned off if you don't want to be considered a sick bastard. 


3. Michelle Wie- You can dream about playing a round with Michelle, but she's still too young for you to dream about playing around with her...a subtle but important distinction.


2. Emma Watson- You can admire her brains, her loyalty to her friends, her calm decision-making in times of crisis, but until Hermoine's Hogwarts graduation, no admiring what she's got under that robe.



1. Hayden Panetierre- The only possible choice for the top spot. After she turns 18, we'll point out that Claire's healing superpower would make her virginity regenerate itself over and over again. We could say it now, but that would be wrong.

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Re: Top Ten Jailbait Celebrities You Shouldn't Be Lusting After
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2007, 07:47:48 PM »
that vannesa anne is a hottie...

good thing it isnt illegal to  :banana to them

just sick  :-X

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Re: Top Ten Jailbait Celebrities You Shouldn't Be Lusting After
« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2007, 07:50:37 PM »
arrest Milk, please
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Re: Top Ten Jailbait Celebrities You Shouldn't Be Lusting After
« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2007, 07:55:49 PM »
arrest Milk, please

Did you not see the title of the thread?
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Re: Top Ten Jailbait Celebrities You Shouldn't Be Lusting After
« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2007, 07:56:51 PM »
arrest Milk, please

Did you not see the title of the thread?

Did you not post pictures of said people?
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Re: Top Ten Jailbait Celebrities You Shouldn't Be Lusting After
« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2007, 07:57:36 PM »
arrest Milk, please

Did you not see the title of the thread?

Did you not post pictures of said people?

What good is this thread without pictures?
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Re: Top Ten Jailbait Celebrities You Shouldn't Be Lusting After
« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2007, 08:01:40 PM »
Isn't Brenda Song 19?
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« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2007, 08:07:00 PM »

Suri Cruise  :banana
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« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2007, 08:19:19 PM »
sounds like someone needs to get out and meet someone................................................ :banana
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« Reply #10 on: April 24, 2007, 09:19:02 PM »
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the tits on the d00d on teh right :banana

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« Reply #11 on: April 24, 2007, 09:21:32 PM »

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Re: Top Ten Jailbait Celebrities You Shouldn't Be Lusting After
« Reply #12 on: April 24, 2007, 09:22:56 PM »
How has Miley "Hannah Montana" Cyrus not been mentioned?



Also, legal age in Manitoba is 15 so SCORE!!!

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« Reply #13 on: April 24, 2007, 09:39:48 PM »
How has Miley "Hannah Montana" Cyrus not been mentioned?
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Re: Top Ten Jailbait Celebrities You Shouldn't Be Lusting After
« Reply #14 on: April 24, 2007, 10:27:03 PM »
Wie when she turns 18, look out...  In the province of Quebec the age of consent for girls is 12... :uhh


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